As the summer tourist season begins, I thought I would offer a few 'do's and dont's' for those of you considering a trip to DC.
For the love of God, please do not come dressed all alike. You might as well wear matching T-shirts that say 'rob me'. (I have actually seen this more than once, and I thank Liz for the 'rob me' idea.) You need not dress entirely in red, white, and blue for any trip, but especially not for Fourth of July--you will look like a dork. In addition, if you buy a T-shirt or cap that says "FBI"--no one will actually think you work for the FBI.
Please don't ride the metro during rush hour---especially with a stroller that is bigger than a Smart car. Rush hour isn't the best time to familiarize yourself with the metro system...before your trip, consult www.wmata.com. While on metro, don't eat, drink, or put your feet up on the chairs..it's gross. If you want to look like local, act like you are asleep, read the paper, or listen to your headphones while wearing sunglasses. And, never, ever make eye contact.
Don't cross against the lights, and then look at me like you have no idea why I'm coming towards you in my car. When you see the flashing orange pedestrian light, that means don't walk. I believe this is the same throughout the US. Trying to scrunch down and scurry doesn't really make you go faster.
Don't litter. Last year someone visiting from Michigan wrote in to the Washington Post and complained about litter in the mall area, the amount of goose poop, and the trash bins overflowing with water bottles. Guess what? We didn't put it there! Do yourself (and the planet) a favor and bring a reusable water bottle and/or coffee mug on your trip. Don't feed the ducks, and they will go away.
Don't EVER try to 'hold' a parking space by standing in it. That is just asking for trouble.
Don't ever pick the cherry blossoms, or climb the trees. Don't sit on, or walk on parts of monuments that you know you shouldn't be sitting on. I shouldn't even have to explain this one.
If you're coming to DC to protest something, that is totally cool. Just don't vandalize, riot, or be disruptive.
Don't eat at chain restaurants when you are here--no offense meant to chains, but there are SO many good places to eat here! If you are worried about budget, go to www.washingtonian.com, and search for their 'cheap eats guide', or browse all the great places on www.restaurant.com.
Have a great trip!
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